laugh-addict:

And everyone’s like “STAY STILL” but you’re like

 

(Source: most-awkward-moments)

necrophilofthefuture:

catpun:

PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE 

people who think grades are unrelated to intelligence

girl-in-the-tardis:

curlingwithmetaphor:

davidtennantandfriends:

eldunariliduen:

metatheta:

malfoyinthetardis:

PLEASE, I’m proving a point to this guy.

lokis-taking-gallifrey:

friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Relevant

they’re actually trying to do that in some places

someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits

lolyoureabitch:

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS

AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT

I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT

I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.

(Source: yilk)

deanisaclosetedgeek:

deidaracchi:

today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”

android18:

meanwhile at tumblr headquarters

jawhaw:

captainabs:

the-kiwi-avenger:

consulting-god-of-badassery:

incurablyspooky:

daemon-hearts:

A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.

A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.

A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover

A minute of silence for The Last Airbender

ten minutes of silence for The Last Airbender

Two hours of stunned horrified silence for The Last Airbender.

(Source: theboysofwinterfell)

mishasminions:

IF YOU ARE FEELING DOWN, JUST REMEMBER
SOMEONE OUT THERE LOVES YOU
AND THAT IS ME
I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH

OH AND I THINK YOU’RE FABULOUS
WERK IT.