May 2013
That annoying moment when there's a bee following...
laugh-addict:
And everyone’s like “STAY STILL” but you’re like
necrophilofthefuture:
catpun:
PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE
people who think grades are unrelated to intelligence
Reblog if you think David Tennant is beautiful!
girl-in-the-tardis:
curlingwithmetaphor:
davidtennantandfriends:
eldunariliduen:
metatheta:
malfoyinthetardis:
PLEASE, I’m proving a point to this guy.
lokis-taking-gallifrey:
friendlycloud:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
they’re actually trying to do that in some places
someonecalledmefamous:
mu5icliz:
germansam:
tokyosluts:
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
lolyoureabitch:
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS
AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT
I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT
I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
deanisaclosetedgeek:
deidaracchi:
today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said...
android18:
meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
jawhaw:
captainabs:
the-kiwi-avenger:
consulting-god-of-badassery:
incurablyspooky:
daemon-hearts:
A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.
A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.
A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover
A minute of silence for The Last Airbender
ten minutes of...
HI. I LOVE YOU.
mishasminions:
IF YOU ARE FEELING DOWN, JUST REMEMBER SOMEONE OUT THERE LOVES YOU AND THAT IS ME I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH
OH AND I THINK YOU’RE FABULOUS WERK IT.
meladoodle:
juilan:
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
niaillur:
everybody who reblogs this I will scroll through(creep) your blog and leave a message in your ask box on how I predict your life is like. What kind of a person you come off to me as/ what your interests and hobbies are. I will also leave nice little compliments. not my idea but I’d love to do this
(please reblog so I don’t look dumb)
jaclcfrost:
egggcorn:
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
but that’s also usually the character that gets their own sub-fandom with dedicated fans and pretty cool fanart
however, that’s...
I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy's...
onthesideoftheotters:
crazypeoplejail:
help me I can’t stop laughing
DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG
REBLOG IF ITS OKAY IF I PUT SOMETHING FUCKING...
imagine-dragonlords:
thewayweride:
If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy FINE If you’re gay and you fall for a woman FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys FINE If you’re pansexual and have a preference FINE What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the...
In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair...
thatcrazywhoviangirl:
mrloopysquirrel:
wHy
CORNER, NOW!
ifyouhadwings:
teamniceboyfriends:
IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that
YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
petparent:
Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
If you post any of the following, please reblog. I...
adorabaelfire:
Doctor Who Once Upon a Time Disney Sherlock Supernatural Star Wars Avengers Star Trek Peter Pan Pokemon Legend of Zelda Fire Emblem Batman Pirates of the Caribbean Hobbit Hunger Games Scott Pilgrim Sweeney Todd How I Met Your Mother Harry Potter Les Miserables Naruto Merlin Aladdin
Reblog if you're a Sherlockian, then check your...
purpletreeblossoms:
You’ll see why soon enough.
swaguar:
amoying:
imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.
maybe try lsd
snorlaxatives:
college sounds fun and all but i’d rather embark on my pokemon journey
sweeneytad:
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
mishasbuttt:
obamasbutt:
methlabrador:
what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is
please no
please yes
catswithbenefits:
catswithbenefits:
why did the road cross the chicken?
[TUMBLR GOLD MEMBERSHIP REQUIRED TO VIEW JOKE]
tyl3rwyl3r:
strider69:
so my friend told me today, “you’re not forever alone, you’re forever available”
and i just
This is so much better it’s ridiculous.
priest-of-rage:
bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution
lagio:
pizzaforpresident:
It is so frustrating to be a Canadian. You are affected by USA politics nearly as much as as they are but have no say in the elections. It’s like being a Siamese twin to an angry self destructive alcoholic with a gun fetish.
holy shit omg
wartortles:
having a good url is the #1 way to trick people into thinking ur a good blog
Apparently some new fans of Doctor Who are calling...
thatcrazywhoviangirl:
whovianrules:
nerdygeekchick:
sonic-setting-24601:
What the fuckery is this?
Umm… Don’t do this to us.
Dweeks is a horrible name…
